Kaw Valley Kickball League
2011 Week 3 Rankings (Secret Fears Edition)

2011 Week 3 Rankings (Secret Fears Edition)


16 teams with winning records and 16 spots in the top half. This week:  What scares each of the top ranked teams?
  1. Pita Pit           (3-0)-Secret Fear: Age limit on KVKL play.
  2. Love Garden (3-0)-Secret Fear: 4th wave ska.
  3. Sacred Sword (3-0)-Secret Fear:  Highlander.
  4. Chalmersiz     (3-0)-Secret Fear:  Nickelback.
  5. Das Boot         (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Dinosaur statue comes to life.
  6. Star Bar         (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Amuse-bouche won't amuse the bouche.
  7. Screamers     (2-1)-Secret Fear:  The dipshit that writes stuff can't think of something stupid to say about them.
  8. Ghosts           (3-0)-Secret Fear:  Meeting that other ghost that unzipped Dan Akroyd's pants.  What a weirdo!
  9. Red Lyon      (2-1)-Secret Fear:  No Jameson. (me too).
  10. Goats             (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Gyros.
  11. Los Luch       (3-0)-Secret Fear:  Muppets?
  12. Ch. 6              (2-1)-Secret Fear:  The camera actually adds 11 lbs.
  13. Balls Deep     (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Dogs in the bathtub?  I don't know.
  14. Late Fees      (2-1)-Secret Fear:  VHS in hot cars.
  15. Slowride        (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Someone tells them to "...take it easy."
  16. Replay          (2-1)-Secret Fear:  Even more shitty metal bands.
Others receiving votes: Wilt Chamberlain (1-2), Dirty Mike ATB (or Girls w/LSE) (1-2), The Swarm (1-2)