This list is almost entirely subjective and heavily based on the team's performance last year. Â This is not the opinion of the board, but of Coach Billy Gay Cyrus.
1. Star Bar (1-0)
2. Love Garden (1-0)
3. Pita Pit (1-0)
4. Mick and Stylesiz' Mario Chalmersiz (1-0)
5. Sacred Sword (1-0)
6. Los Matadores (1-0)
7. Das Boot (0-1)
8. Goats (1-0)
9. Screamers (1-0)
10. Wildman Attack Force (1-0)
11. Slowride (1-0)
12. Red Lyon (1-0)
13. Party!!! (1-0)
14. Shaolin Shadowboxers (1-0)
15. Asteroid Head Art Club (1-0)
16. Balls Deep (1-0)
Divisions:
1. Carrie A. Nation
2. William S. Burroughs
3. John Brown
4. Langston Hughes