This list is almost entirely subjective.  This is not the opinion of the board, but of Coach Billy Gay Cyrus. Your comments are greatly appreciated. #. Team Name (Overall) (Division) (Pool) Pool #
1. Star Bar Barracudas (7-0) (7-0) (0-0) Pool 1
2. Pita Pit (7-0) (7-0) (0-0) Pool 1
3. Das Boot (7-0) (7-0) (0-0) Pool 1
4. Goats (6-1) (6-1) (0-0) Pool 1
5. Mick and Stylesiz' Mario Chalmersiz (6-1) (6-1) (0-0) Pool 2
6. Love Garden Squids (6-1) (6-1) (0-0) Pool 2
7. Wildman Attack Force (6-1) (6-1) (0-0) Pool 2
8. Slowride (4-3) (4-3) (0-0) Pool 3
9. Screamers (4-3) (4-3) (0-0) Pool 4
10. Party!!! (5-2) (5-2) (0-0) Pool 3
11. Sacred Sword (4-3) (4-3) Pool 4
12. Shaolin Shadowboxers (5-2) (5-2) (0-0) Pool 3
13. Red Lyon Tavern (5-2) (5-2) (0-0) Pool 4
14. Â Hurtz Donut D-Holes (6-1) (6-1) Pool 2
15. Los Matadores (4-3) (5-3) (0-0) Pool 3
16. Â Asteroid Head Art Club (3-4) (3-4) Pool 5
Mike Tiffany's KVKL Countdown
(transcribed from the podcast )
16. Free State Growlers - "Great food, probably doesn't belong in the top half of the league."
15. Sacred Sword - "Horrible, Cougar was right."
14. Screamers - "Up and coming, good thing they poached four players to become better than medicore"
13. Slowride - "A three seed, really?"
12/11. *TIE* Party!!! and Shaolin Shadowboxers - "No idea... inconsistent... haven't seen a game."
10. Los Matadores - "Might be the only team hated more than Sacred Sword"
9. Red Lyon - "Better than most when they're not focusing on real life issues."
8. Hurtz Donuts - "They will get destroyed in pool play, they are stunted people."
7. Goats - "Way better than they used to be, still going to get trounced in pool play."
6. Das Boot - "Socially awkward, not that bright."
5. Chalmersiz - "Only because they have the most homemade alterations to otherwise fine shirts."
4. Wildman Attack Force - "Slightly unstable if you get up on them. Stunted sense of sportsmanship."
3. Love Garden - "Somehow perceived as nice people even though they are way too competitive. These guys should be villains and you should all know that."
2. Pita Pit - "Way too mysterious, and Olathe sucks."
1. Barracudas - "Reigning champs, undefeated, the blog is really boring this year."
Well done Mike!